Let's Hear it for the GOP!

I think it is time that we all stood up and gave the Republican Party a big
round of applause. I mean, they have done us all a huge favor. By an
overwhelming majority, the GOP has prevented a potential plague from enveloping
these
For a few minutes there, I thought the GOP might have lost its mind, but I
am glad to report that all is well with the Republican Party. The international
bankers and oil companies, and the military-industrial complex, as well as the
presidents of
It was scary there for a while. You see, there was this kook who was running for the Republican nomination that had the potential to upset the applecart real good. But thankfully, the fine people within the GOP rose to the occasion and beat back the attempts of his nutty supporters to vault him to the nomination.
After all, just think what would have taken place if this kook Ron Paul had
won the Republican nomination for President. This nut case actually believes
that the U.S. Constitution is the supreme law of the land. Imagine that. That
means he would never take
Furthermore, this Ron Paul nut might have actually insisted that the federal government declare unborn babies to be "persons" under the law. Think of it. This would mean that every unborn baby would have the immediate protection of law. And this would have happened without the necessity of appointing a single Supreme Court justice. Whew! The Republican Party dodged a bullet on that one. Now they can continue to talk about being "pro-life" for the next thirty years in order to fool Christian conservatives into voting for them without having to actually do anything about it.
This Ron Paul kook would also have put a stop to the incessant spying on the
American people by their own federal government. Egad! This Paul character
would have set
In addition, if this Ron Paul nut had actually become President, he might
have succeeded in abolishing the Internal Revenue Service and overturning the
Sixteenth Amendment. Holy Horrors! Can you imagine the tragedy that would have
ensued? No more income taxes. No more tax forms to fill out. No more IRS agents
arresting hard-working citizens for "tax evasion." No more government
tracking of our private financial transactions. Think of the
And if all of the above is not bad enough, this Ron Paul kook would actually demand that the federal government obey the Tenth Amendment. This, all by itself, would reduce the size and scope of the federal government by at least fifty percent. Imagine if the American people suddenly had the federal government out of their pocketbooks and off their backs? What would they do with all that newfound freedom? It is too scary to contemplate.
Do not worry, however. Thanks to the fine men and women of the Republican Party, John McCain will carry their standard into the November elections. Yes, my dear friends, David Rockefeller and his fellow travelers at the Council on Foreign Relations can rest easy. Should McCain win the general election, they will retain their influence in the White House. Indeed, we can all rest easier knowing that John McCain will be the Republican nominee for President.
And did I mention the advantage a John McCain Presidency will provide to incumbents in future elections? Because John McCain does not believe in the U.S. Constitution, the First Amendment means nothing to him. This is good, because he can use the bully pulpit of the Presidency to promote his McCain/Feingold bill that would make it illegal for citizens to voice their concerns and opinions regarding the voting records of incumbents during a general election. That means those sinister organizations such as the National Rifle Association and Gun Owners of America will no longer be able to publicly promote their views regarding the anti-Second Amendment voting records of congressmen and senators.
That Ron Paul kook would never have tolerated such a law as McCain/Feingold. But thanks to the fine men and women of the Republican Party, we do not need to worry about these little inconveniences such as the First and Second Amendments (or any of the other articles within the Bill of Rights, for that matter), because they wisely selected John McCain to be their standard-bearer.
Furthermore, because the good men and women of the GOP decided to nominate
John McCain, we can look forward to one hundred years of war in the
Had that nut Ron Paul been elected, he would have practiced a
non-interventionist foreign policy. He would have sought peace with all
nations. And, instead of preemptively invading foreign countries, he would have
dealt constitutionally with terrorists, resulting in their capture or death,
the protection of
However, we do not need to worry about old-fashioned, out-of-date ideas such as constitutional government, conservative principles, or common sense, because the fine men and women of the Republican Party wisely chose John McCain as their presumptive Presidential nominee. Yes, indeed. Let's hear it for the GOP!
Dr. Chuck Baldwin's radio talk show,
"Chuck Baldwin Live," is heard 36 times a week on 5 different
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