The Rational Argumentator A Journal for Western Man-- Issue XV-- June 16, 2003 |
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Fashionable
Fallacies (#3-9) G. Stolyarov II |
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#3 Let us at self-dubbed pro-lifers glance. Cloning they bitterly hate, Against abortion maintain a stance. Whereas the former life does create, The latter it surely destroys. What accurate grouping this movement employs! #4 Subsidies, tariffs coming our way, Making sure Africa backward will stay. Breed us disease, but grow not our bread! We’d rather be dead Than better fed. #5 Big government big tobacco pays Not to grow its crop. Big money with big tobacco stays Even when demand does stop. Do we get the bonus of second-hand smoke Absolutely for free? What truly pays for our right to choke? Taxes from you and from me. #6 Iraq with freedom does resound, The leftists say in vain, For weapons, they contend, aren’t found Of terror inhumane. Gas stores and radiation suits Discovered are each week. They evidence Saddam’s pursuits. “But they’re not arms!” the leftists speak. #7 Love is blind; so goes the lore. To reason is futile, it nags. But a princess attracts its practitioners more Than does a harlot in rags. #8 The flag destroyer commits his act In violation of prudence and tact, Because in a free country, says he, he can Symbolically trample the freedoms of Man. #9 “The people should choose their manner of rule,” The pacifists staunchly declare. “And if they should choose a dictator cruel, That is wholly their own affair. The people’s sacred right to elect Includes voting away their change to select Pursuit of their welfare and personal choice.” My, how that empowers democracy’s voice! |
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G. Stolyarov II is a science fiction novelist, independent philosophical essayist, poet, amateur mathematician and composer, contributor to Enter Stage Right, writer for Objective Medicine, and Editor-in-Chief of The Rational Argumentator. He can be contacted at gennadystolyarovii@yahoo.com. |
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